Reply To: Modern Mediterranean Manners

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Ah, but what if you go to a 4* (I would say 3*, but that may be pushing the realms of improbability even in satire! :D) beach hotel – with 2 pools ofcourse – in Spain. At the included buffet dinner, do you wear an ill-fitting football shirt with shorts and flipflops to fit in with your surroundings?

Do you make sure to use the same serving tongs for each food item within arms reach rather than placing it down each time and using the ones that have been neatly, for the first 15 seconds after opening anyway, placed with each food selection and of course never wash the ice cream scoop while moving between different flavors? 😀