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Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne (Small Luxury Hotels / World of Hyatt)

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This is my review of The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne.

If you ever wanted proof that American Express hotel cashback offers work, this is it. We were looking for somewhere new to go for a weekend break and realised that we had £300 of Amex cashback available via Small Luxury Hotels. This comprised 3 x ‘£100 back on a £300 spend’ offers across three different cards.

It seemed like a good reason to try a Small Luxury Hotels property. We were looking for a hotel where we could get a room at a sensible price that could sleep three (my daughter was away) and that it should be somewhere new to us.

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

We settled on The Grand Hotel in Eastbourne, which advertises itself as the only five star hotel by the sea in Sussex.  Let’s be honest, there aren’t many contenders for great British seaside hotels full stop – Chewton Glen is the best option and that hotel plays down the fact that it is 5 minutes walk from a beach. I had never been here so I was intrigued, whilst knowing that we weren’t going to be in Four Seasons territory.

Overview

The Grand Hotel in Eastbourne is part of Elite Hotels and Small Luxury Hotels of the World.

It sits directly on the Eastbourne seafront, around 15 minutes walk from the railway station (85 minutes direct trip from London Victoria). The first thing you notice is that you are not ‘dead centre’ by the pier. The hotel is actually to the right of the pier (coming from the station) which is very quiet.

Importantly, it leaves you well positioned for a stroll up to Beachy Head which is how we passed our Saturday. There is a decent pub there which lets you relax from the steep walk up from the town centre.

The facade is hugely impressive and sets the tone for the rest of the hotel. If I have one message to get across about the hotel it is this: whilst there is a LOT which is outdated about the hotel, everything is maintained to the highest standard.

The other thing I want to stress is that the staff are excellent. Everyone, down to the room cleaners, was friendly and helpful. These two facts – great staff and a well maintained, albeit dated, hotel – make all the difference.

It’s a film set

The best way to describe The Grand Hotel Eastbourne experience is that it’s like being in a film set, or mysteriously going back in time to mid century. It’s like Burgh Island, except you don’t need to wear black tie for dinner.

I suggest you don’t come unless you are prepared to enter into the spirit of things.

Check in

You get a feeling for the sort of place you’re in as you walk through the car park, with slots reserved for everyone who has told the hotel they are bringing a car:

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

As soon as you enter (past the doorman) you realise that you are in a different world.

Slightly unfortunately, immediately off to your left, is a large lounge which is furnished with chairs which look like they came from a retirement home. This does fit with much of the clientele but is not ideal.

At the far end of the lobby is a lovely spot called The Great Hall which gives a totally different impression:

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

Our room at The Grand Hotel Eastbourne

We booked a junior suite with a sofa bed. At check in we were upgraded to a sea view junior suite, albeit in truth you had to peer around the edge of the windows to see the water.

(If you look at the top photo, we were in the wing on the far right so our room looked across the car park.)

Let’s be clear about something. If you’ve read a lot of my HfP hotel reviews in the past, you will have a feel for what I don’t like. Pretty much everything I don’t like came together here – unstealable coat hangers, single sinks, showers above the bath, cheap coffee machine etc – and yet, somehow, it didn’t matter.

It was weird and hard to explain. The best way I can put it was that there was a sense of ‘we’re all in it together’. This is a huge building which will cost a ludicrous amount of money just to keep the lights on. It has high levels of staffing, which also isn’t cheap. It’s Eastbourne, so business is very seasonal. In some ways I felt happy to give them our money so that it can keep on doing what it does for another 100 years.

Here’s our junior suite:

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

The bed and sofa bed were comfortable. The wallpaper and bed headboard were clearly new:

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

However, the furniture clearly wasn’t and had passed from being old into antique territory. What you can’t see is that it even had a Corby trouser press. This is the 2nd one I’ve seen in a room this year, having not had the pleasure for at least a decade.

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

Whilst there is no minibar, we got a welcome ice bucket with some flavoured water and apple juice. The suite contained a (not Nespresso) coffee machine and a kettle. To give credit, there was no shortage of teabags or UHT milk.

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

The shower and toilet seat don’t add much, I agree. The upside was big fluffy towels and bath robes plus Molton Brown toiletries in takeaway small bottles.

We’d obviously be wasting time having the usual HfP discussion about sockets. That said, the clock radio on one side of the bed had a single USB A.

I should say that The Grand still delivers newspapers (well, The Times and only The Times) to your bedroom each morning, for free. It’s another reason I was happy here.

If you want a fully refurbished room and there are just two of you, the hotel has just unveiled a makeover of its Superior Rooms.

Dining at The Grand

There are two restaurants at The Grand.

Mirabelle was originally, for the benefit of older London readers, the sister restaurant to Mirabelle on Curzon Street in London. I ate in the London version once but not only is it now closed but the entire block has been razed and a new building constructed. The Eastbourne branch carries on.

We didn’t eat here but the menu looked very ambitious. I doubt there are many places in Eastbourne serving caviar. There is a tasting menu or a la carte.

The huge main restaurant is The Garden Restaurant where we ate both nights.

This picture tells you all you need to know:

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

Except it doesn’t, because it was great. It’s a big room with a high ceiling and LOTS of tables. It’s got a pianist. It’s got staff wearing bow ties. It is officially only open from 6pm to 8.30pm, although we left at 8.45pm one night and others were still eating.

It’s higher end London pricing (£30 for a main). The wine list is broad. When your plates come, all the waiters gather round and lift off the silver domes in unison. It’s fantastic.

The food is good but not great, but that’s absolutely not the point. You’re there because you’ve always secretly wanted to travel back in time to the 1930s and eat at The Savoy.

This is a PR photo but doesn’t begin to give a feel for the size of it. The nearest dining room to it in London is probably The Ritz, albeit clearly not as smart:

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

The atmosphere is so period that I was genuinely shocked when I got the breakfast menu the next day and saw that it had smashed avocado on toast on it. It felt totally out of place.

Breakfast, obviously, is a la carte although a modest buffet is also available. All rates include breakfast unless you dare to order a fancy coffee in which case a £3 charge is made. A table must be reserved at check-in as one expects in such establishments. Your tea comes in a silver teapot and your milk comes in a silver jug. If you are staying somewhere else, go for breakfast – it’s £24 for non-residents and worth every penny just to hang out in the room.

Other facilities

As with everything else about the hotel, it tries to tick the boxes but never reaches greatness (but, I repeat, it doesn’t matter here).

Impressively The Grand has an outdoor pool. Even more impressively – given how cold it was last weekend and the cost of gas at the moment – it is heated. Whilst not huge, it would have been pleasant if the weather had been better. We had a dip – and it was warm – but as soon as your body came out of the water you were freezing. Obviously there isn’t any sort of pool bar or cafe.

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

There is also an indoor pool, a jacuzzi and a steam room. The indoor pool is too small and is in a windowless basement. The upside is that it was surprisingly underused which made up for a lot.

There is also a gym and a spa, neither of which we used. Obviously there is a snooker room although I didn’t peek in.

Here’s something else worth seeing – the remains of what would once have been an indoor shopping arcade, now just a series of display cabinets:

Review: The Grand Hotel, Eastbourne

What did it cost?

If you’re looking for great value and great weather then clearly the English coast is never going to deliver.

Our junior suite was £365 per night which included breakfast. We spent a further £350 on two meals for three in The Garden Restaurant for a total cost of £1,080.

We got £300 cashback from American Express because we split the bill across three credit cards, each of which had a ‘£100 cashback on a £300 Small Luxury Hotels spend’ offer. The net cost for two nights in a junior suite was therefore £780 which we felt was decent value given that this included two substantial meals and breakfast for three people.

How to book

It’s always complex booking any hotel which is part of Small Luxury Hotels. There are four ways you could book and it is pot luck which is cheaper:

  • via the Hyatt website, for cash or points (standard rooms were available for 18,000 Hyatt points) – cash bookings would earn 5 Hyatt points per $1 spent
  • via our hotel booking partner Emyr Thomas (contact Emyr here) who will get you a package which includes an upgrade if available, $50 equivalent food and beverage credit per stay, early check-in and late check-out if available – you pay Best Flexible Rate in this case

It is also worth checking Hotels.com, assuming you collect Hotels.com Rewards, because of the 10% reward on your ex-VAT spend. This will end in early 2024 when the new One Key reward scheme is launched.

If you have an Amex cashback deal you need to book a ‘pay at hotel’ rate. There is no requirement to book via SLH despite what the offer rules say.

What made it easier here is that all rooms include breakfast. Booking via Hyatt or via Emyr would get you free breakfast at Small Luxury Hotels but often at a higher daily rate than any special offers. This wasn’t an issue at The Grand so we took the SLH website option.

The website of The Grand Hotel Eastbourne is here if you want to find out more. I do recommend it, but only if you visit in the right frame of mind.


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Comments (138)

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  • Colin says:

    I stayed here many years ago and loved it for all the reasons Rob has mentioned. A real step back in time.

  • The Savage Squirrel says:

    Any good review should give you a sense of whether you want to stay there whether or not your own preferences are similar to the reviewer. This one is very nicely written.
    Clearly some people will find this property wonderful and some will find it repellent. Good! Let’s face it, it’s more interesting than reviewing 100 identikit ICs or Holiday Inns. It’s far too close to high-end care home vibes for me but doesn’t make it a bad hotel – quite the opposite – they have a clear defined style of product that they are managing to deliver.

    • Londonsteve says:

      I’m with you. I wouldn’t dream of spending my own money to stay there, but I’m glad places like this exist. And one day, when I feel mature enough for the overall vibe, I might actually want to try it. These sorts of hotels offer an authentically English experience in a way that has largely been eradicated elsewhere. I’ll confess to looking on with envy when staying in a country like Austria where not only are hospitality standards invariably very high, their local culture is strong and the ‘gemutlich’ Austrian experience is virtually the default offering. Most of the time when staying in England, there’s no real sense of place and when there is, it’s often for all the wrong reasons (peeling wallpaper, limescale encrusted separate taps, inedible food and so on).

    • JDB says:

      @The Savage Squirrel – high end care homes have moved on! We unfortunately had cause to look at one recently which was much more modern ‘boutique’ hotel with individually (well) decorated rooms , didn’t feel like a care home at all. Smart hairdressing salon, incredible little cinema, two restaurant style dining rooms and lots of really nice sitting rooms.

      • Gordon says:

        Was this a care home for retired millionaires! You only have to google “Care home inspection reports” or to have watched the documentaries to see the issues that many care homes and their residents are having, from understaffing to mistreatment to poor living conditions.The list is endless! I know you cannot furnish me with the details of the care home you mention but it sounds like one I would be happy to be shuffled off into! I have experienced this first hand with a loved one and believe me it is not a pleasant experience! I end with this.

        “I hope this care home you refer to is the turning point in such a sorry state of affairs….

        • JDB says:

          The one I was referring to is Falkland Grange near Newbury. Sadly now starting to think we may need it for a parent, but having looked at what’s supposed to be a very nice one nearer us which was really grim, we felt totally different about the prospect of going to this one which was not only marginally cheaper, but really didn’t feel, look or smell like a care home.

          • Gordon says:

            Well I hope whatever care home you choose, Your parent settles in and is comfortable and treated with respect,
            These types of decision are not easy to navigate, All the best….

          • Kev I says:

            I just looked at that care homes website and it looks very similar to one the Mother in law is in. We too had looked at homes in that kinda general area where she’d lived but in the end it was suggested that we look at one in Leeds where her sister lives. I know it’s not suitable for everyone but the saving is 2k a month over the local ones.The missus just books a 1st class LNER in advance every couple of weeks for £95 and goes up to see her.

      • navara says:

        Sounds like the one my Mum chose while she spends my inheritance

        • Gordon says:

          I say to my kids, I’m going on a “SKI Holiday” and they say you can’t ski, I reply I can, I’m Spending Kids Inheritance!!!!

          • Londonsteve says:

            A lot of Millennials and Gen Z-ers are praying their parents don’t splash the cash in the retirements years, or end up having to go into a nursing home for a long time, as without a significant inheritance, very many are going to end up without a roof over their head when they in turn retire. Many might end up living in shared accommodation and camper vans before that. Everyone, please don’t forget how much harder life has become for those younger and (usually) less blessed by good fortune than yourselves. They really do need your help, moreover, they could do with some help now, not in 20 years time. Do bear that in mind when you’re booking your third tropical holiday in J this year.

          • Gordon says:

            Whilst I agree that life financially for the younger generation or even a percentage of middle aged is not easy at the present time, I still have a daughter living at home basically paying zero rent! My son has a mortgage which I paid the deposit for, My other daughter unfortunately has missed the boat in regards a mortgage so is private renting for now. With help from me, I have a 5 bed property in a hamlet, Mortgage free which will be scooped up by all three once I shuttle off this mortal coil! So I can say that I have and will look after them….
            On the flip side, I purchased my first property in the early 90’s and worked day and night to pay for it and bring my children up with my wife as it was not given to me! Also I doubt many young adults will even of heard of the 15% interest rates in 1992 following black Wednesday(And yes the conservatives were also in power then) Can you imagine how hard it was when that happened! Interest rates are only around 5% now I believe, Well I think I’ve earn’t my right to “SKI” and I also have the backing of my children. It does not stop there as I am also taking my granddaughters to Orlando this year, So in my case it’s certainly not all about me!!!!

          • Lady London says:

            I just want my parents to be comfortable and have what they need when they’re old even if it means they are then not able to leave me anything.

  • Thywillbedone says:

    All proper 5* hotels should offer a la carte breakfast. Never feels luxury carrying an undersized plate around and trying to pile it up using filthy communal utensils…

    • JDB says:

      It rather depends whether the hotel can produce a proper à la carte breakfast. At a Four Seasons not long ago, after a ridiculously long wait my wife got a big plate of fruit all of which was totally unripe with granola rather than muesli and sweetened vanilla yoghurt rather than the plain unsweetened as order. I had eggs benedict with a split hollandaise, hard yolk with the egg sitting on a circle of processed ham and some spinach that was sufficiently wet to have turned the muffin green with and some old reheated potatoes. My son had badly made French toast smothered in sugar and squirty cream. We left. Would much rather have had a half decent buffet.

      Best combo we had recently was in Paarl, South Africa was a tiny buffet of really delicious local meats, cheeses, good fruit, some cereal, home made yoghurts, jams and breads as a sort of ‘starter’ before superb à la carte dishes all well timed and on a terrace with fabulous view.

      • Rhys says:

        That’s very embarrassing for a Four Seasons.

        • JDB says:

          Yes, but unfortunately not atypical. We were big fans when FS was in its international growth phase but it has now really lost it; too many bad experiences. Their US hotels were always subpar (save New York, now probably permanently closed owing to row with owner). FS has got greedy at the same time as lowering standards, rather like Belmond, another group in decline.

          • NorthernLass says:

            Not the FS, I realise, but at the ICPL last week I got a perfect soft-poached egg on the first morning atop my lobster rarebit, but the one which came with my crab cake the next day had the consistency of one of those bouncy rubber balls in the 1970s which hurt like mad if someone lobbed one at you in the playground. However, the coffee on the second morning was much better than on the first!

  • Dave says:

    But what is Eastbourne like?

    • Rob says:

      Not great, except for the Towner and the walk to Beachy Head. Huge swathes of empty shops by the pier, which itself is half empty. Bit more life near the station.

    • Spurs drive me mad says:

      It’s nickname is God’s waiting room.

  • Duncan Orr says:

    Rob
    Consider yourself recruited to the Eastbourne Tourism Board!!
    (Epic town……………I should know, I’m a resident)

  • Richard Sandler says:

    This was a very empathetic review of a much loved hotel(at least for us)We try and go for a few days every year and love the faded grandeur and some of the best and longest serving staff anywhere
    Long May it continue

  • SB says:

    I hardly ever post nor do the forums but I did enjoy this Rob.

    Next time try you fancy a South Coast trip near the beach, try The Gallivant in Camber Sands!

    Which hotel in Oman are you going to stay in?

    • His Holyness says:

      Camber Sands should be on the HfP radar. Rhys could interview Eileen Downey while staying at Pontins. Britannia are a major hotel group 😊.

      • SB says:

        Ooh. Britannia Hotels….

        Almost as good as the Grand Burstin in Folkestone.

        Hythe Imperial worth checking out though.

        • Gordon says:

          I stayed in a Britannia hotel in Fairfax Street, Coventry, many years ago for work and I am still having nightmares to this present day! Paper thin walls, Not a lot of sleep that night due to a couple having a good time in the adjoining room! Found plenty of hairs on the bed and carpet. The full English breakfast was the worst I had seen, I passed on it! There were plenty of coach loads of tourists and pensioners visiting. I suppose they get a steady turn over of guests but very few returning….

          • NorthernLass says:

            Ha – you may want to look at the reviews for the MAN Britannia aka Britain’s worst hotel several years running!

  • Chris.willis says:

    Very entertaining review. Please stay in more places like this for our enjoyment.

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