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JDB 4,888 posts

Sunday morning in mid-May, I waited 30 mins to get through Fast Track as the policy seemed to be at 1hr before departure they were pulling any pax left in the regular line into fast track, oblivious to the implication this had on anyone who was in that line and cutting it a bit fine.

The priority lane is a joke.
Couple, of weeks ago, half the passengers somehow accidentally ended up in it.
The bloke from Dudley who was allegedly in charge of enforcing it really couldn’t care less.
Pretty much:
“orright cocker, whem yo goo-in? am ya in the fast lane? am ya? arrrr”

EDIT: before someone has a fit, I live within 50 miles so it’s all OK.

Hopefully they provide interpreters for those who don’t speak the lingo. I’m sorry to have missed you on a visit to Stourbridge last week.

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