This is my review of the Thistle Heathrow hotel at London Heathrow Airport and the driverless pods to Terminal 5.
I’ve ticked off a lot of the key goals in the frequent traveller field. Etihad First Class Apartment? Check. Lufthansa First Class and the Frankfurt First Class Terminal? Check. The Qatar Airways First Class Lounge in Doha? Check. Virgin Atlantic Clubhouse at Heathrow T3? Check.
One thing still escaped me though …. I’d never taken the driverless pods at Heathrow Terminal 5. It gnawed away at me every time I took a taxi to the airport and drove past them.
On Tuesday, I got my chance.
The biggest downside of staying at one of the hotels at Heathrow which is NOT directly connected to the terminals is the slow and painful process of getting to or from the airport. The local Heathrow buses are free (this article explains which ones to take) but you need to get to the relevant bus stop and know where to get off. This is tricky enough before you start to consider carrying your luggage.
The Hotel Hoppa bus service picks up directly from outside the terminals and drops you directly at the hotels. However, the journey can be slow because each bus stops at a number of different hotels on its route. It also costs a rip-off £5 per person each way.
If you stay at the Thistle Hotel at Heathrow, there is a third option.
The Thistle is situated next to the Heathrow car park from where the driverless pods take you to and from Terminal 5.
The Thistle has done a deal with Heathrow Airport to allow its customers to use the pods. This being Heathrow, it is not a free service – you are charged £5 per person, each way, all of which is apparently paid to the airport.
I needed to stay at Heathrow on Tuesday night and decided to give the pods – and therefore the Thistle Heathrow hotel – a try.
It is well known that this is, to put it mildly, not the most modern hotel at Heathrow. That was reflected in the £85 price, booked the day before.
Getting to Thistle Heathrow from the airport via the pods
I took a taxi to the hotel. However, if you are coming from Terminal 5, you simply following the signs for Pod parking on Level 2 of the car park and select Station B. When you arrive, 5 minutes later, there is a short walkway to your right which leads you to a gate. You can buzz reception from here to have the gate opened for you, in return for having £5 added to your bill.
This is not meant to be a full review of the Thistle Heathrow hotel. I arrived at 10pm and left at 7am. However, I will show you a few pictures.
I had heard bad things about this place. Frankly, without the Pod access, there is no reason – at all – to stay here.
And yet …. it tries. The staff were very friendly. They have moved with the times and installed a ‘grab and go’ fridge in the lobby so you can get a half-decent snack:
The rest of the hotel is untouched from the 1980s. I got a very weird feeling walking through it. It was a throwback to when I first started staying in UK hotels when I was 19 or 20 on university work placements. Anyone else remember when Thistle ran the Avon Gorge Hotel – soon to relaunch as a Hotel du Vin – overlooking Clifton suspension bridge in Bristol?
The room … well, it was OK. Whilst the room was small, the bed was big, comfy and clean:
The bathroom had clearly been redone in the last five years or so and, whilst not huge, was perfectly fine for a hotel of this calibre:
The weird thing was the desk. It was, very possibly, the original desk. I have never, ever, had a hotel room with a desk so old. It was at least 30 years old. The photo below does not do justice to the chips, odd stains and general sense of junk that it gave off:
It is weird. For £100 they could have replaced it with something decent. A few thousand pounds has been spent on the bathroom but the desk is ancient. Wi-fi was at least free, but slow as I found when trying to upload these images.
Here is a blast from the past for those of you aged 45 or above:
Do you see the MCT logo on the bedside control panel? That stands for ‘Mount Charlotte Thistle’ which is what the group was called back for a while in the 1980s. I hadn’t seen that logo for literally 25 years.
There isn’t much more to say. The rooftop (although this is only a 2-story building, with no lift) restaurant apparently has a great viewing terrace over the runway. The bar looked like your average 3-star hotel bar. I didn’t use either – I ate at home and decided to have breakfast in the Plaza Premium T5 lounge.
In conclusion, you can clearly do better. For the £85 I paid, it was fine. For comparison, the Hilton Garden Inn at Hatton Cross was £130 and the single bed rooms at the Holiday Inn Arial were £120. Arriving at 10pm and leaving at 7am, the Thistle Heathrow did the job and being able to get the pod to Terminal 5 was a real time saver.
Getting back to the airport via the pods
In Part 2 of this review – click here – I will talk about how the pods work and about how easy it is to get there from the Thistle. I even made a little video ….
You can find out more about the Pod service on the Thistle Heathrow website here.
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