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My experience of paying for a PCR covid test in London

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Over the last couple of months a lot of readers have asked us for recommendations for a paid PCR covid test.

We have been offered chunky sums of money to promote a couple of providers. After all, 250 couples sent along by HfP at £150 each is a £75,000 windfall for the clinic involved. None of the offers were both price competitive and had good user feedback, however, so we let them go.

Coronavirus

This week my family had to get a test as we are heading off to Dubai for Christmas. If you fly direct to Dubai you can get a test on arrival for free, but we were booked on SWISS via Zurich. In any event, I didn’t like the idea of failing a test on arrival and having 14 days of ‘hospitality’ at the hands of the Dubai authorities.

The Regenerative Clinic

A friend recommend The Regenerative Clinic to me – website here.

The key benefits seemed to be:

  • these are serious people, as you can tell from the services they offer and the private hospitals they partner with – this is not a start-up aiming to cash in on covid testing
  • they have huge numbers of slots available (you will find that whatever provider is recommended by your airline, or Boots, has no slots for weeks on end) because they process people exceptionally quickly (EDIT: following publication of this article, all pre-Christmas slots were taken)
  • they have their own in-house lab, which meant that I was as certain as I could be that they would meet their promised turnaround time
  • the pricing was competitive – you can have a same-day test result (very few providers can do same-day PCR tests) for £225 or a next-day result for £150
  • they are in Central London – Thayer Street in Marylebone

Booking

You can book online, and American Express is accepted.

The problem is that you need to make separate bookings for each person in your family group. This is not an issue in itself EXCEPT that the website has cache issues and has problems when you try to make bookings back to back.

My wife, who I booked second, got a payment receipt but no confirmation letter. When I called up there was no record of her booking although the clinic quickly slotted her in. If you are booking for 2+ people, use a different browser, or private browsing, for each person.

On the day

We were booked in for 12.30 on Monday. When we arrived there was a 5-6 person queue. We were a little early but we joined the queue anyway and it turned out that they are not totally strict about when you arrive.

(My guess is that this one clinic is doing close to £100,000-worth of tests per day at the moment. Nice work if you can get it especially as there is no VAT.)

The Thayer Street unit is in a row of shops which means that it is not set up like a surgery. You walk in the door and there is a reception desk in front of you. To the right, behind a privacy curtain, is where the swabs are taken. You are not taken to a separate room.

Be aware that the form you are asked to sign does not ask for your passport number. If your destination country requires your passport number to be on the certificate, you need to write it onto the form somewhere and hope it gets added.

The general view of the three of us was that the test was done more professionally than the one we had in Jersey in August, and was therefore less painful and invasive.

We were back on the street within 10 minutes of walking through the door.

The results

We paid for the £150 ‘next day’ test.

Our tests were at 12.30 on Monday. At 14.40 on Tuesday I received three emails, each containing a PDF test certificate showing that we were all negative. The passport numbers had been correctly added to each certificate.

Conclusion

The Regenerative Clinic did what it promised, delivering test results in an appropriate format within the time frame quoted.

Having their own on-site lab is clearly a key part of why this works.

Many other providers simply offer a money-back guarantee if your test result is not back in time or, even worse, the swab turns out to have been taken incorrectly and cannot be processed. This is obviously not acceptable if you need to travel.

(I get a feeling, although I don’t know this for certain, that if my swab had been faulty I could have dashed back over to Marylebone and they would have taken another for immediate same-day processing.)

The clinic website is here.

For absolute clarity, we paid the full price for our tests and we have no commercial relationship with the clinic. Caveat emptor etc.

Comments (143)

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  • Fred says:

    Isn’t all this ‘testing’ just a racket?

    And in any event, even if the tests were genuine, the results are nowhere near 100% accurate….and even if they were, its no guarantee you haven’t caught the virus since taking the test.

    • Rob says:

      We have a fantastic corruption story but the libel laws mean we can’t safely run it. I have given it to someone we know at ‘File on 4’.

  • Andy says:

    Booked with Randox Health using link from TUI website. Delivered to the door within 48 hours of ordering. Self tested with results dropped off before 5pm at local courier DX. Results received within 24 hours with PDF certificate containing passport number. Total cost £84.

  • Heathrow Flyer says:

    Used them on Sunday – very impressed. See above.

    The guy taking our swabs said they have couriers collecting the swabs to take to the lab every hour or so.

  • paul says:

    Been to the canaries and Cyprus in the last few weeks. NHS test is perfectly acceptable to both countries. May I add that in my jurisdiction no one is using the test sites and we can have a test any day of the week at anytime.

    • Josh says:

      Hmm….

    • Sandgrounder says:

      A couple in front of me at the BHX FR check-in queue for TFS were turned away with an NHS test, as it doesn’t show a passport number. May well have got away with it before the Spain national PCR requirement. Cyprus do specifically say on their covid travel website they accept NHS tests with the appointment booking confirmation to show the time and date.

  • Colin MacKinnon says:

    Just had the test at Edinburgh Airport with their Express Test team.

    Will find out the result tomorrow (hopefully) but my feedback is:

    Was easy to book online.
    Was easy to get someone to answer the phone when had a query (letter missing in a name) but impossible to get someone who could do anything!
    Was easy to get the test – and glad someone was shoving the thing up my nose ( don’t think I would have gone that far!)

    At £80 each per test was not – comparatively – expensive.

  • Emma says:

    I used expressstest at Gatwick.
    Brilliant, book on line £60 for pax…link through Gatwick airport website, drive through operation took 5 mins they take the swabs. Operating 12 hours a day 7 days a week.
    Booked 8.30 appointment received email with fit to fly certificate at 18.30 same day.

  • Cat says:

    “Nice work if you can get it especially as there is no VAT.”
    They are unlikely to be turning much of a profit on this – the science is *incredibly* expensive to run. Polymerase is insanely expensive, the Hamilton Star instruments that do the sample prep cost a quarter of a million each, the next gen sequencers cost another quarter of a million, the chips that the samples are put onto can only handle a hundred samples each, then they have to be thrown away after each use (they cost about £500 each) to avoid contamination, all equipment has to be specially treated to ensure that it’s entirely free of RNA, it’s expensive stuff. Rate limiting steps slow things down, which makes it incredibly difficult to scale things up and benefit from economies of scale.
    Science is expensive.

    • Alex M says:

      In other countries pcr tests cost 20-30 pounds, in private labs, to put things in perspective.

      • Cat says:

        Yes, they probably do, but they’ll be being subsidised, possibly by a government that place a higher value on the basic pandemic principle of test, trace and isolate, in order to get things up and running again. Or possibly it’s being subsidised by the company or hedge fund money.
        Possibly they’re running at a loss. Who knows, but £150 is a fair price for this test.

        • Cat says:

          Or possibly countries that want to encourage tourism and overseas business to return are subsidising their tests.
          Or possibly instrument manufacturers and vendors, there are many possibilities here.

          • Cat says:

            For example, Dubai – if they offer a cheap, subsidised test on arrival, they encourage
            a) tourism
            b) international business
            For Abu Dhabi, you can also add
            c) people flying to and from their country on airlines that use aviation fuel that comes from oil…

  • John says:

    What’s to stop someone creating a spoof certificate? I assume all that happens at the boarder is they take one glance at a piece of paper that states your name and ‘negative’ and wave you through. Far too time consuming for them to verify the authenticity of tests.

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