Reply To: Modern Mediterranean Manners

[TooPoorToBeHere]

Andrew. wrote:

board the lift sweating with anxiety that today will be the day that the lift sticks, the cramps tease my anxiety further, deep breaths, sprint along the corridor to the room, evacuate!

Getting into a lift in such circumstances is schoolboy error on the same level as “sitting down to use the facilities without checking for toilet paper first”, “putting anything mission-critical into checked bags” or “expecting human decency from the staff at MAN”.