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  • drdan 96 posts

    So a fortnight ago , I flew SYD-SIN-LHR in old J on BA.

    I ate dinner SIN-LHR. I pulled out a single piece of cutlery to eat a starter, a second piece and then unwrapped my set for the main to find a very dead roach in my cutlery, maybe 1.5 inches long. I recorded this on my phone and the stewardess called the service manager. He explained it wasn’t the first time and completed an email to CS which would be ‘prioritised.’

    I’m starting to get the ‘we will get to you soon emails’ which really has annoyed me given I’ve eaten off this cutlery for half my meal…

    What are people’s thoughts on this/level of compensation… I’m tempted to simply upload the video to YouTube tbh.

    Ash 621 posts

    I’m guessing an email or tweet to BA, mentioning that you would make video public on YouTube and social media and listing some possible hashtags will result in a speedy offer from them.

    Also email the CEO and applaud them on their high protein menu changes, and ask how his tasted.

    Froggee 897 posts

    Oh totally upload the video.

    I dunno 25,000 Avios? Maybe 50,000 if you manage to perfectly articulate the trauma of using cutlery that had been touching dead roach before realising it had been contaminated later on in your meal. I’ve lived in hot countries so have had to get used to cockroaches in the past but it’s never nice.

    If you’re American then retain lawyers and maybe $250,000?

    When I got served with noodles with a cockroach in the bottom of the bowl in Mae Sot I was offered a second bowl of noodles from the same pot as compensation. But having consumed half of the bowl I weirdly didn’t fancy any more and had a mini tub of Pringles from 7-11 instead.

    With hindsight the cockroach would have been far more nutritious than the noodles or the Pringles but yucky.

    PeteM 709 posts

    I suspect you’ll be offered 10k Avios and an apology. If your video gets traction on YouTube/Twitter they may offer more. If it’s a slow news day you tag some media organisations and/or if you have media friends you may get more still.

    JDB 4,384 posts

    I’m guessing an email or tweet to BA, mentioning that you would make video public on YouTube and social media and listing some possible hashtags will result in a speedy offer from them.

    Also email the CEO and applaud them on their high protein menu changes, and ask how his tasted.

    I’m not sure that public extortion threats are a very sensible way to address the matter.

    kitten 5 posts

    Why are you complaining?
    It was dead.

    Supergers49 225 posts

    I’m not sure that public extortion threats are a very sensible way to address the matter.

    I believe in “Yes Minister” parlance, this would be considered notifying the minister prior to an issue becoming public. Not extortion, merely helpful guidance towards an appropriate set of actions, which might otherwise help avoiding embarrassment for the minister.

    AJA 1,071 posts

    Be grateful it wasn’t half a cockroach. Annoying as it is to get the “we will get to you soon” emails at least you know BA have been told so they will eventually respond. I’d be asking for 20k Avios but they may offer less.

    NorthernLass 7,592 posts

    To paraphrase UB40, there’s a roach in me cutlery, what am I gonna do?

    You could try tweeting your disgust about this public health issue. In a lot of hot countries you’d just get a response to the effect that insects are an inevitable fact of life!

    ChasP 162 posts

    Waiter! Waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup

    I know sir, Its the hot water that kills them !

    Amy C 372 posts

    I know it’s of little comfort but deceased Mr Roach is probably cleaner than the average BA tray table/seat/seatbelt. Wonder how he died poor bugger. Least he looks likely to become a Youtube star posthumously and a good deal more worthy of it than any ‘influencer’.

    JDB 4,384 posts

    Be grateful it wasn’t half a cockroach. Annoying as it is to get the “we will get to you soon” emails at least you know BA have been told so they will eventually respond. I’d be asking for 20k Avios but they may offer less.

    If the OP gets 20k Avios he will have done well. In the grand scheme of things, a dead roach is rather unpleasant but not really very serious. As another poster has mentioned, the lack of cleaning of the new club suites is a serious hygiene issue; there’s far worse in those seats, the roach isn’t and nor is it a BA created issue. Sean Doyle wasn’t bothered by my wife’s photos and inventory of what she found in her seat.

    WaynedP 258 posts

    Waiter! Waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup !

    Do please keep your voice down, Sir, otherwise everyone else will be wanting one too !

    drdan 96 posts

    Thanks for your insight guys and gals!

    WaynedP 258 posts

    All jokes aside though, if the roach met its demise as a result of a pesticide you’d be at far greater risk from the man-made toxins than anything else occurring naturally in its carcass.

    Where I come from, best way to be rid of large roaches is to sprinkle a 4:1 mix of granulated white sugar and plaster of Paris powder around their nest at dusk. Plaster of Paris coated sugar hardens naturally in their gut and kills them without any artificial poisons.

    Lady London 2,054 posts

    Be grateful it wasn’t half a cockroach. Annoying as it is to get the “we will get to you soon” emails at least you know BA have been told so they will eventually respond. I’d be asking for 20k Avios but they may offer less.

    If the OP gets 20k Avios he will have done well. In the grand scheme of things, a dead roach is rather unpleasant but not really very serious. As another poster has mentioned, the lack of cleaning of the new club suites is a serious hygiene issue; there’s far worse in those seats, the roach isn’t and nor is it a BA created issue. Sean Doyle wasn’t bothered by my wife’s photos and inventory of what she found in her seat.

    OK, I’ll bite.

    What did your wife find in her brand new Club Suite, @JDB ?

    stevenhp1987 331 posts

    My wife had a slug in her cocktail (on the mint leaves) in the First Lounge at LHR a couple of years ago.

    We reported it at the time. She got nothing from BA, not even an apology. Unfortunately we didn’t take a photo!

    Man of Kent 67 posts

    Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup, what’s it doing there!

    The backstroke I believe, Sir.

    AJA 1,071 posts

    @JDB I too am curious what your wife found that is worse, hygiene-wise, in BA’s Club Suites?

    I mean unless you make a habit of licking the table I’m not sure what you’re going to find. I assume people fart into the seat but as I don’t eat my food directly off the seat I’m not sure that makes much difference. That said I would complain voiceferously if a previous passenger had vomited and that wasn’t cleaned up before I boarded.

    meta 1,441 posts

    Well people pee on the seats. Remember the guy who found his seat soaked in pee on a flight to Cape Town, but since the flight was full, they couldn’t move him. BA offered him 5k Avios.

    Ash 621 posts

    Well people pee on the seats. Remember the guy who found his seat soaked in pee on a flight to Cape Town, but since the flight was full, they couldn’t move him. BA offered him 5k Avios.

    If that’s not an urban myth, its truly horrendous.

    zapato1060 637 posts

    Well people pee on the seats. Remember the guy who found his seat soaked in pee on a flight to Cape Town, but since the flight was full, they couldn’t move him. BA offered him 5k Avios.

    Wow. £50 for a urinated backside. The tray table has more fecal/bacterial matter per square inch then the toilets themselves so that roach would have been right at home.

    Lady London 2,054 posts

    Well people pee on the seats. Remember the guy who found his seat soaked in pee on a flight to Cape Town, but since the flight was full, they couldn’t move him. BA offered him 5k Avios.

    If that’s not an urban myth, its truly horrendous.

    Surely one would have the right to insist on deplaning and being rerouted as the seat they provided was not fit for purpose??

    JDB 4,384 posts

    @JDB I too am curious what your wife found that is worse, hygiene-wise, in BA’s Club Suites?

    I mean unless you make a habit of licking the table I’m not sure what you’re going to find. I assume people fart into the seat but as I don’t eat my food directly off the seat I’m not sure that makes much difference. That said I would complain voiceferously if a previous passenger had vomited and that wasn’t cleaned up before I boarded.

    Prescription ointment tube, lip salve, various different ear plugs (3), bread pieces (and enough crumbs to bread a batch of scotch eggs), other foodstuffs including cheese, veg, fruit. Enough hair of various shades including either someone with shortish frizzy hair or from elsewhere, sufficient to make a decent merkin. Dodgy stains on the extension. That was on CS flight in Feb when my seat was sort of OK although wall of CS dented with big footprint not cleaned off. Wife & son two months later to CPT both had similarly filthy seats. Tables are always grubby; if they are wiped at all it’s with a dirty cloth – travel with wipes if you like a clean house.

    Lady London 2,054 posts

    Abolutely gross

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