Head for Points has been picking up some traffic from Mumsnet today which is not a normal source of new readers. I clicked through to the linked page and found this in the forum:
“Looking for a missing pair of trousers in DH’s [Dear Husbands] wardrobe this morning, I came across a policy doc and “thank you for buying tesco pet insurance” letter. Says it’s for “Smiles”, doesn’t specify the type of animal, dated January this year, £80ish for the year.
We do not have a pet.
I will, of course, ask him when he gets home, but any ideas WTF might be going on v welcome…”
There was potentially a clue for the wife in the name of the cat, Smiles.