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Didn’t Wilt in one of the Tom Sharpe novels get caught by his wife dunking his penis in a tooth mug of antiseptic, I can’t remember why. I know it was one of the contributing factors in her leaving with the dodgy lesbian. I think I need to re-read some Tom Sharpe, the two South African ones were brilliant.

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